Regina Spektor - All The Rowboats (Studio Version - What We Saw From The Cheap Seats)
Add to EJ Playlist "All The Rowboats" from Regina's forthcoming album 'What We Saw From The Cheap Seats', which will be available worldwide May 29. Pre-order now from iTunes! :D Lyrics: All the rowboats, in the paintings They keep trying to row away And the captain's worried faces Stay contorted and staring at the waves They'll keep hanging, in their gold frames For forever, forever and a day All the rowboats, in the oil paintings They keep trying to row away, row away Hear them whispering, French and German Dutch, Italian and Latin When no one's looking, I touch a sculpture Marble, gold, and soft as satin But the most special are the most lonely God, I pity the violins In glass coffins, they keep coughin' They've forgotten, forgotten how to sing, how to sing First there's lights out, then there's lock up Masterpieces serving maximum sentences It's their own fault for being timeless There's a price to pay, and a consequence All the galleries and museums "Here's your ticket, welcome to the tombs" They're just public mausoleums-- The living dead fill every room But the most special are the most lonely God, I pity the violins In glass coffins, they keep coughin' They've forgotten, forgotten how to sing They will hang there, in their gold frames For forever, forever and a day All the rowboats in the oil paintings They keep trying to row away, row away First there's lights out, then there's lock up Masterpieces serving maximum sentences It's their own fault for being timeless There's a price to pay, and a consequence All the galleries and museums They will stay there forever and a day All the rowboats in the oil paintings They keep trying to row away, row away All the rowboats in the oil paintings They keep trying to row away, row away |
Regina Spektor - Ballad Of A Politician (Studio Version - What We Saw From The Cheap Seats)
Add to EJ Playlist "Ballad Of A Politician" from Regina's forthcoming album 'What We Saw From The Cheap Seats', which will be available worldwide May 29. Pre-order now from iTunes! :D Lyrics: A man inside a room is shaking hands with other men This is how it happens Our carefully laid plans Shake it, shake it baby Shake your ass out in that street You're gonna make us scream someday You're gonna make it big You love so deep, so tender Your people and your land You love 'em 'til they can't recall Who they are again Work it, work it baby Work your way 'round that room You're gonna make it big one day You're gonna make a boom But I am But I am But I am not a number, not a name But I am But I am But I am a carefully laid plan Shake what your mama gave you You know that it won't last You're gonna taste the ground real soon You're gonna taste the grass A man inside a room is shaking hands with other men This is how it happens Our world under command Shake it, shake it baby Shake your ass out in that street You're gonna make us scream someday You're gonna make us weak You're gonna make us scream someday You're gonna make it big |
Regina Spektor - Patron Saint (Studio Version - What We Saw From The Cheap Seats)
Add to EJ Playlist "Patron Saint" from Regina's forthcoming album 'What We Saw From The Cheap Seats', which will be available worldwide May 29. Pre-order now from iTunes! :D Lyrics: She's the kind of girl who'll smash herself down in the night She's the kind of girl who'll fracture her mind till it's light She'll break her own heart and you know she'll break your heart too So darling, let go of her hand She's been skipping days, spilling her drinks in the sink and you know, she's never coming home--never coming home again but when when when she open her eyes eyes eyes beyond the chipping paint through the windowpane lies lies lies her patron saint, broken and lame and absolutely insane for learning that true love exists so darling, let go of her hand(x7) you'll be to blame for playing this game and learning that true love exists She's the kind of girl who'll smash herself down in the night She's the kind of girl who'll fracture her mind till it's light She'll break her own heart and you know she'll break your heart too So darling, let go of her hand(x2) You'll be to blame for playing this game and learning that true love exists broken and lame and learning that true love exists |
Regina Spektor - Firewood (Studio Version - What We Saw From The Cheap Seats)
Add to EJ Playlist "Firewood" from Regina's forthcoming album 'What We Saw From The Cheap Seats', which will be available worldwide May 29. Pre-order now from iTunes! :D Lyrics: The piano is not firewood yet they try to remember but still they forget that the heart beats in threes just like a waltz and nothing can stop you from dancing rise from your cold hospital bed you're not dying everyone knows you're going to live so you might as well start trying the piano is not firewood yet but the cold does get cold so it soon might be that I'll take it apart, call up my friends and we'll warm up our hands by the fire don't look so shocked don't judge so harsh you don't know you are only spying everyone knows it's going to hurt but at least we'll get hurt trying the piano is not firewood yet but a heart can't be helped and it gathers regret someday you'll wake up and feel a great pain and you'll miss every toy you ever owned you'll want to go back you'll wish you were small nothing can slow the crying you'll take the clock off of your wall and you'll wish it was lying love what you have and you'll have more love you're not dying everyone knows you're going to love though there's still no cure for crying |
Regina Spektor - Open (Studio Version - What We Saw From The Cheap Seats)
Add to EJ Playlist "Open" from Regina's forthcoming album 'What We Saw From The Cheap Seats', which will be available worldwide May 29. Pre-order now from iTunes! :D Lyrics: I am Down the road and up the hill I wait for you still Wires 'round my fingers Potentially lovely Perpetually human Suspended and open Open Open I am Through the woods and past the trains I wait here in vain Scrubbing out the stains again Potentially lovely Perpetually human Haphazardly open Open Open In a night, the snow starts falling And everybody stares Through their windows at the streetlights Too beautiful to see I am In a room I've built myself Four straight walls One floor One ceiling And day after day, I wake up feeling Day, way Day after way feeling Potentially lovely Perpetually human Suspended and open Open Open Open Open up Your heart And then... |
Regina Spektor - Jessica (Studio Version - What We Saw From The Cheap Seats)
Add to EJ Playlist "Jessica" from Regina's forthcoming album 'What We Saw From The Cheap Seats', which will be available worldwide May 29. Pre-order now from iTunes! :D Lyrics: Jessica, wake up Jessica, wake up It's February again, we must get older So wake up. I can't write a song for you I'm out of melodies I can't write a song for you But I am asking please. Jessica, wake up Jessica, wake up It's February again It's February again We must get older now, so please, wake up We must get older now, so please, Wake up. |
Regina Spektor - Small Town Moon (Studio Version - What We Saw From The Cheap Seats)
Add to EJ Playlist The album version is finally here :D Lyrics: I must have left a thousand times But every day begin the same Cause there's a small town in my mind How can leave without hurting every one who made me? How can leave without hurting every one who made me? Oh baby, baby it's all about the moon I wish you wouldn't have broke my camera Cause we're gonna get real old Real soon Today we're younger than we ever gonna be Today we're younger than we ever gonna be Today we're younger than we ever gonna be Stop! Stop, what's the hurry? Come on baby, don't you worry worry Everybody not so nice nice Everybody not so nice nice Stop! Stop, what's the hurry? Come on baby, don't you worry worry Everybody not so nice nice Everybody not so nice nice Thought you ought to know by now I thought you ought to know by now Everybody not so nice nice Everybody not so nice nice Oh baby, baby, baby it's all about the moon I must have left a thousand times But there's a small town in my mind How can I leave without hurting every one who made me? How can I leave without hurting every one who made me? How can I leave without hurting every one who made me? How can I leave without hurting every one who made me? How can I leave without hurting every one who made me? How can I leave without hurting every one who made me? |
Regina Spektor - The Party (Studio Version - What We Saw From The Cheap Seats)
Add to EJ Playlist "The Party" from Regina's forthcoming album 'What We Saw From The Cheap Seats', which will be available worldwide May 29. Pre-order now from iTunes! :D Lyrics: You're like a party somebody threw me You taste like birthday You look like New Year You're like a big parade through town You leave such a mess but you're so fun Tell all the neighbors to start knocking down walls To grab their guitars and run out to the hall And we'll be coming out right along to sing 'em our new song For every place there is a bus That'll take you where you must Start counting all your money and friends before you come back again For every road we can't retrace For every memory we can't face For every name that's been erased Let's have another round May I propose a little toast? For all the ones who hurt the most For all the friends that we have lost Let's give them one more round of applause But you're like a party somebody threw me You taste like birthday You look like New Year You're like a big parade through town You leave such a mess but you're so fun |
Regina Spektor - How (Studio Version - What We Saw From The Cheap Seats)
Add to EJ Playlist Regina really is spoiling us now :P Album version of 'How'. Lyrics: How can I forget your love? How can I never see you again? There's a time and place For one more sweet embrace And is time, ooh when it all, ooh Went wrong I guess you know by now That we will meet again somehow Oh baby How can I begin again? How can I try to love someone new? Someone who isn't you How can our love be true? When I'm not, ooh I'm not over you I guess you know by now That we will meet again somehow Time can come and take away the pain But I just want my memories to remain To see your face To hear your voice There's not one moment I'd erase You are a guest here now So baby How can I forget your love? How can I never see you again? How can I ever know why some stay and others go? When I don't, ooh I don't want you to go I guess I know by now That we will meet again somehow Time can come and wash away the pain But I just want my mind to stay the same To hear your voice To see your face There's not one moment I'd erase You are a guest here now So baby How can I forget your love? How can I never see you again? |
Regina Spektor - Oh Marcello (Studio Version - What We Saw From The Cheap Seats)
Add to EJ Playlist "Oh Marcello" from Regina's forthcoming album 'What We Saw From The Cheap Seats', which will be available worldwide May 29. Pre-order now from iTunes! :D Lyrics: Oh, Marcello How I wonder La Madonna she tell the truth She's been saying I'll have a baby When he grow up he become a killer I'm just a soul whose intentions are good Oh lord please don't let me be misunderstood Understood Oh, Marcello Never thought I'd really love you but I do so My headwaiter's head on your platter Just say the word and I'll make you kiss my gutters I'm just a soul whose intentions are good Oh lord please don't let me be misunderstood Understood Understood I'm just a soul whose intentions are good Oh lord please don't let me be misunderstood Understood Understood Oh, Marcello! Oh, Marcello! Oh, Marcello How I wonder La Madonna when she speak she tell the truth She's been saying I'll have a baby When he grow up he'll become a killer and kill everybody I'm just a soul whose intentions are good Oh lord please don't let me be misunderstood Understood Understood Oh, Marcello! Oh, Marcello! |
Regina Spektor - Oh Marcello (Live)
Add to EJ Playlist Studio Version link: http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v =RTlNfHZkPsw Lyrics: Oh, Marcello How I wonder La Madonna she tell the truth She's been saying I'll have a baby When he grow up he become a killer I'm just a soul whose intentions are good Oh lord please don't let me be misunderstood Understood Oh, Marcello Never thought I'd really love you but I do so My headwaiter's head on your platter Just say the word and [?] I'll make you kiss my gutters I'm just a soul whose intentions are good Oh lord please don't let me be misunderstood Understood Understood I'm just a soul whose intentions are good Oh lord please don't let me be misunderstood Understood Understood Oh, Marcello! Oh, Marcello! Oh, Marcello How I wonder La Madonna when she speak she tell the truth She's been saying I'll have a baby When he grow up he'll become a killer and kill everybody I'm just a soul whose intentions are good Oh lord please don't let me be misunderstood Understood Understood Oh, Marcello! Oh, Marcello! |
Regina Spektor - How (Live)
Add to EJ Playlist Studio Version link: http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v =cEMjHfSJHC8&fe ature=plcp Lyrics: How can I forget your love? How can I never see you again? There's a time and place For one more sweet embrace And is time, ooh when it all, ooh Went wrong I guess you know by now That we will meet again somehow Oh baby How can I begin again? How can I try to love someone new? Someone who isn't you How can our love be true? When I'm not, ooh I'm not over you I guess you know by now That we will meet again somehow Time can come and take away the pain But I just want my memories to remain To see your face To hear your voice There's not one moment I'd erase You are a guest here now So baby How can I forget your love? How can I never see you again? How can I ever know why some stay and others go? When I don't, ooh I don't want you to go I guess I know by now That we will meet again somehow Time can come and wash away the pain But I just want my mind to stay the same To hear your voice To see your face There's not one moment I'd erase You are a guest here now So baby How can I forget your love? How can I never see you again? |
Regina Spektor - The Party (Live)
Add to EJ Playlist Studio Version link: http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v =UIBawZd_Dvc&fe ature=plcp Lyrics: You're like a party somebody threw me You taste like birthday You look like New Year You're like a big parade through town You leave such a mess but you're so fun Tell all the neighbors to start knocking down walls To grab their guitars and run out to the hall And we'll be coming out right along to sing 'em our new song For every place there is a bus That'll take you where you must Start counting all your money and friends before you come back again For every road we can't retrace For every memory we can't face For every name that's been erased Let's have another round May I propose a little toast? For all the ones who hurt the most For all the friends that we have lost Let's give them one more round of applause But you're like a party somebody threw me You taste like birthday You look like New Year You're like a big parade through town You leave such a mess but you're so fun |
Regina Spektor - Open (Live)
Add to EJ Playlist Studio Version link: http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v =KxvxymcVY9k&fe ature=youtu.be Lyrics: I am Down the road and up the hill I wait for you still Wires 'round my fingers Potentially lovely Perpetually human Suspended and open Open Open I am Through the woods and past the trains I wait here in vain Scrubbing out the stains again Potentially lovely Perpetually human Haphazardly open Open Open In a night, the snow starts falling And everybody stares Through their windows at the streetlights Too beautiful to see I am In a room I've built myself Four straight walls One floor One ceiling And day after day, I wake up feeling Day, way Day after way feeling Potentially lovely Perpetually human Suspended and open Open Open Open Open up Your heart And then... |
Regina Spektor - The Virgin Queen (Live)
Add to EJ Playlist Tried to clean it up and improve the quality as best I could with audacity. Such a shame this is the only recording that exists, maybe next album *fingers crossed* ;) Lyrics: Men who shoot their Horses are the Same men who would Like to kiss your hand (They're waiting in the ballrooms and the bedrooms and the bathroom) Men who shoot their Horses are the Same men who will Go and shoot a friend (Save him from chemo, my husband from chemo) The virgin queen The virgin queen The virgin queen Headless mother Heartless father Ghosts of yes men past and future In the bedroom you must suture Up that hole Where the babies come from England, oh, England Never forsake me Won't you take me to have and to hold? I may be a cruel, crude woman But in the distance I hear Shakespeare mumblin' Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune Or to take arms against the sea of troubles, troubles, troubles England, England, never forsake me Won't you take me to have and to hold? I can hear the voices risin' The virgin queen The virgin queen The virgin queen The virgin queen In the end You'll try to rule As best as you can But the crown gets cold And mind gets old And all the gold Could invite my souls To a place to come home to In the end, there's just a bed And the things we made had begun to fade On the distant shores new voices are risin' umoh emoc he leigh contende umoh hey uhmo umoh umoh ey ugh umoh hey bay hey ahleh he leh he leh he umo una hey una una hey hey ugh uma hey bay hey no ahleh hey uma una hey una uma hey hey uma hey bay heyleh heyleh eh hey uma una hey eh uma una hey eh The virgin queen The virgin queen The virgin queen The virgin queen |
Regina Spektor - Small Town Moon (Live)
Add to EJ Playlist Studio Version link: http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v =N4kVd_8T8M0 I think this is the best live version out there and as the Spektography account has now closed :-( (and with it lots of fantastic live versions) I thought I'd re-upload them :-) (Also Small Town Moon will be in Regina's upcoming album What We Saw From the Cheap Seats - due May 29!) Lyrics: I must have left a thousand times But every day begin the same Cause there's a small town in my mind How can leave without hurting every one who made me? How can leave without hurting every one who made me? Oh baby, baby it's all about the moon I wish you wouldn't have broke my camera Cause we're gonna get real old Real soon Today we're younger than we ever gonna be Today we're younger than we ever gonna be Today we're younger than we ever gonna be Stop! Stop, what's the hurry? Come on baby, don't you worry worry Everybody not so nice nice Everybody not so nice nice Stop! Stop, what's the hurry? Come on baby, don't you worry worry Everybody not so nice nice Everybody not so nice nice Thought you ought to know by now I thought you ought to know by now Everybody not so nice nice Everybody not so nice nice Oh baby, baby, baby it's all about the moon I must have left a thousand times But there's a small town in my mind How can I leave without hurting every one who made me? How can I leave without hurting every one who made me? How can I leave without hurting every one who made me? How can I leave without hurting every one who made me? How can I leave without hurting every one who made me? How can I leave without hurting every one who made me? |
Regina Spektor - Hero (Studio Demo)
Add to EJ Playlist Lyrics: He never ever saw it coming at all He never ever saw it coming at all He never ever saw it coming at all It's al-right, it's al-right, it's al-right, it's al-right It's al-right, it's al-right, it's al-right Hey, open wide here comes original sin Hey, open wide here comes original sin Hey, open wide here comes original sin It's al-right, it's al-right, it's al-right, it's al-right It's al-right, it's al-right, it's al-right It's al-right, it's al-right, it's al-right No one's got it all No one's got it all No one's got it all Power to the people We don't want it We want pleasure And the T.V.s try to rape us And I guess that they're succeeding Now we're going to these meetings But we're not doin' any meetin' And we're trying to be faithful but we're cheatin', cheatin', cheatin' Hey, open wide here comes original sin Hey, open wide here comes original sin Hey, open wide here comes original sin It's al-right, it's al-right, it's al-right, it's al-right It's al-right, it's al-right, it's al-right It's al-right, it's al-right, it's al-right No one's got it all No one's got it all No one's got it all Power to the people We don't want it We want pleasure And the T.V.s try to rape us And I guess that they're succeeding And we're going to these meetings But we're not doin' any meetin' And we're trying to be faithful but we're cheatin', cheatin', cheatin' I'm the hero of the story Don't need to be saved I'm the hero of the story Don't need to be saved I'm the hero of the story Don't need to be saved I'm the hero of the story Don't need to be saved It's al-right, it's al-right, it's al-right, it's al-right It's al-right, it's al-right, it's al-right It's al-right, it's al-right, it's al-right It's al-right, it's al-right, it's al-right No one's got it all No one's got it all No one's got it all |
Regina Spektor - Hotel Song (Studio Demo)
Add to EJ Playlist Lyrics: Come in, come in Come into my world I've got to show Show show you Come into my bed I've got to know Know know you I have dreams of orca whales and owls But I wake up in fear You will never be my You will never be my fool Will never be my fool Floaters in my eyes Wake up in an hotel room Cigarettes and lies I am a child, it's too soon I have dreams of orca whales and owls But I wake up in fear You will never be my You will never be my fool Will never be my fool A little bag of cocaine A little bag of cocaine So who's the girl wearing my dress I figured out her number Inside a paper napkin But I don't know her address I wade downstairs The porter smiles to me a smile I've bought With a couple of gold coins A sign that I've been caught I have dreams of orca whales and owls But I wake up in fear You will never be my You will never be my dear Will never be my dear, dear friend Dear dear friend, dear dear friend... A little bag of cocaine A little bag of cocaine So who's the girl wearing my dress I figured out her number Inside a paper napkin But I don't know her address Come in, come in Come into my world I've got to show Show show you Come into my bed I've got to know Know know you I have dreams of orca whales and owls But I wake up in fear You will never be my You will never be my dear Will never be my dear, dear friend Dear dear friend, dear dear friend... |
Regina Spektor - A Cannon (Studio Demo)
Add to EJ Playlist Lyrics: A cannon was fired by the light of the moon I'm waiting, the boat should be here very soon And I mind less and less all the silly pictures that hang round my room For now I write you a letter I hope you feel better I hope you forgive the transgressions I've given you love And I've given you anger as well And I meant them both I always knew it was coming this way Was coming this way I always knew a big boat would come and take me away Take me away I stood on my bed Then I slipped in my dress Then I ran through the halls Like a ghost And in case someone heard me I grabbed up a dagger that I'd never use Unless Bare feet on the cobblestones street Then a beach Then a splash Then my ankles My knees Then my thighs And my eyes open-wide I threw myself right into the sea And I could see it was coming my way Was coming my way I always knew a big boat would come and take me away Take me away Take me away I've woken up once And I've woken up twice And I've woken up millions and millions of times Somebody's got to tell all the people to be like the water Somebody's got to tell all the people to be like the water I would if I could But I can't so I don't My heart breaks too easy My words get all jumbled And when I wear lipstick Then no-one understands me at all They think I'm saying hello and goodbye Hello and goodbye What I'm really saying is (whisperwhisper whisper) They think I'm saying hello and goodbye Hello and goodbye and hello What I'm really saying is (whisperwhisper whisper) I've woken up once And I've woken twice And I've woken up millions and millions of times. |
Regina Spektor - Mockingbird (Studio Demo)
Add to EJ Playlist Lyrics: Hush, little baby, don't say a word papa's gonna buy you a mockingbird and if that mockingbird don't mock real well then papa's gonna buy you a freedom bell oh, and if that freedom bell don't ring papa's gonna buy you a cubic zirconia ring oh, and if that cubic zirconia ring don't shine you're gonna give your papa a real hard time now ain't you...? and if that real hard time don't pass papa's gonna get wrinkles all upon his face and then he'll blend in with all the other papas then screw the whole mockingbird situation, we can't even afford a medical plan now can we...? This song won't do, let's start this over... Hush, little baby, here comes the sandman papa's gonna buy you a medical plan oh, and if that medical plan don't cover your ass papa's gonna buy you a pregnancy test oh, and if that pregnancy test comes out positive well then, girl, I don't know how the hell we're gonna live maybe on your bright ideas maybe on cigarette butts maybe on bubblegum wrappers maybe on penalty shots Hush, little baby, don't you cry you know to you your papa would never ever lie oh, hush while I sing to you this crude little lullaby and I'll get you all that shit one day by and by but in the meanwhile... Hush, little baby, don't say a word papa's gonna buy you a mockingbird oh, and if that mockingbird don't sing papa's gonna buy you a diamond ring a real diamond, no cubic nothing like in the movies with that...what's her name...Monroe.. .Marilyn... |
Regina Spektor - Genius Next Door (Studio Demo)
Add to EJ Playlist Lyrics: Some said the local lake had been enchanted others said it must have been the weather the neighbors were trying to keep it quiet but I swear I could hear the laughter so they jokingly nicknamed it the porridge cause overnight that lake had turned as thick as butter but the local kids would still go swimming, drinking saying that to them it doesn't matter if you just hold in your breath til you come back up in full hold in your breath til you thought it through, you fool the genius next door was bussing tables wiping clean the ketchup bottle labels getting high and mumbling german fables didn't care as long as he was able to strip his clothes off by the dumpsters at night while everyone was sleeping and to wade midway into that porridge just him and the secret he was keeping hold in your breath til you come back up in full hold in your breath til you thought it through, you foolish child in the morning the film crews start arriving with coffee, donuts, and reporters the kids were waking up hungover the neighbors were starting up their cars the garbagemen were emptying the dumpsters atheists were praying full of sarcasm and the genius next door was sleeping dreaming that the antidote was orgasm hold in your breath til you come back up in full hold in your breath til you thought it through, you foolish child... |
Regina Spektor - I Cut Off My Hair (Studio Demo)
Add to EJ Playlist Lyrics: I cut off my hair and went to sleep You were there, in my dream, nursing on a glass teat It was a party, you were sucking liquor-- On your jacket a VIP sticker It was a party, you were sucking liquor-- On your jacket a VIP sticker I peed in my pants and ran down the street Towards Washington Square Park, Where you had been beat up You were wearin' rags, I was wearing pointe shoes I tried to lay next to you but you hit the snooze The definition of A crazy person is Someone that does the same things Over and over again while expecting new results I cut off my tongue--you started to kiss me Blood trickled down--don't you ever miss me? Don't you ever miss me? Don't you ever mince me? Don't you ever mince meat? I called up my momma but I couldn't be sweet So I escaped through the window on a rope made of sheets Got bitten by a squirrel and stepped on a syringe The view of Manhattan from GW Bridge You said, "Honey?" I said, "Baby?" You said, "Funny" I said, "Maybe" You says, "Hi honey" I says, "Hey baby" You asked, "Was it funny?" And I said, "Well maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe" I cut off my hair and went to sleep You were there, in my dreams nursing on a glass teat I cut off my hair and went to sleep You were there, in my dreams nursing on a glass teat The definition of A crazy person is It was a party, you were sucking liquor-- On your jacket a VIP sticker It was a party, you were sucking liquor-- On your jacket a VIP UH On your jacket a VIP UH On your jacket a VIP UH On your jacket a VIP |
Regina Spektor - Baby Jesus (Studio Demo)
Add to EJ Playlist Lyrics: You know that statue that statue of baby jesus in the window in the window of the 99 cent store last night I saw the owner kiss it and whisper in its ear I was walking home from walgreen's and he did not hear me see him and on the very very next morning all the subway cars were hallelu-leluing welcome back the baby king, the baby king all the believers they were smiling and winking at each other I could honestly say I was scared for my life they said, all the non-believers they get to eat dirt and the believers get to spit on their graves... You know that statue that statue of baby jesus in the window in the window of the 99 cent store they've been showing it on the news it was thirty times its size with a megaphone and a heart-shaped bruise it was hovering in the skies and all the subway cars were hallelu-lelu-le luing, hallejuah welcome back the baby king, the baby king all the believers they were smiling and winking at each other I could honestly say I was scared for my life they said, all the non-believers they get to eat dirt and the believers get to spit on their graves... believe!... You know that statue that statue of baby jesus in the window in the window of the 99 cent store when I woke up I ran and bought it and locked it in my closet with a little bread and water and a flashlight and a first aid kit til he grows |
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