Add to EJ Playlist People kept telling me to get a Twitter, so I finally got one.
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BECAUSE MY LOVE FOR YOU ALL IS EVERLASTING.
Add to EJ Playlist Somebody sent me some Kinder Eggs and I finally got to try them for the first time.
There are no words for it's incredbleness. And trying to use any would be an insult to the Kinder Gods.
I LOVE KINDER SURPRISES AND THE WORLD MUST KNOW!
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Add to EJ Playlist People don't know how insane Willy Wonka actually is.
The man has an entire Oompa Loompa slave army and lures children into his factory with creepy purple hats.
WHY DO YOU WORSHIP THIS MONSTER?!
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Add to EJ Playlist Because I'm gotten 50 PMs about me being "dead", I wanted to let you guys know.
Just a quick heads up in case you think I've fallen off the face of the earth.
I ain't going down that easy. :p
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Add to EJ Playlist Thank you to Tony W from Wisconsin for sending this in!
I'll be sure to send you a laminated copy my hoof print.
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Add to EJ Playlist Okay, now try saying "Hubba Bubba Bubble Tape" while patting your head and rubbing your belly.
IT'S NEVER BEEN DONE!
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Add to EJ Playlist No, seriously.
DO NOT LOOK UP "3 GUYS 1 HAMMER".
You'll never be able to sleep again.
Or eat spaghetti and meatballs.
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Add to EJ Playlist YO MR.WHITE, WHY'D YOU HAVE TO END BREAKING BAD EARLY THIS YEAR?! Also, this candy is named after the Touhou character. What a fun fact. https://twitter .com/...
Add to EJ Playlist People CONSTANTLY ask how much I weigh. Which is weird, because my skeleton hands should already tell you. Also, Minecraft is tons of fun. Everybody should p...
Add to EJ Playlist When I was 10, I wanted to see how many nuts I could fit in my mouth. I set the record with over 9000 peanuts and the school gave me my own statue. The next ...
Add to EJ Playlist Sent from Youtuber Iliekturtles! I don't know if I should thank you or send the chocolate army after you. Ever milked a cow? https://twitter .com/Sirhorsefa ce.
Add to EJ Playlist Anybody know some good hardcover comic books? I've been getting quite obsessed with them lately. https://twitter .com/Sirhorsefa ce.
Add to EJ Playlist The first 10 minutes of Elfen Lied have sent many men into madness. Approach with caution. And whiskey. Twitter: https://twitter .com/Sirhorsefa ce.
Add to EJ Playlist This was going to be the start of some sort of cooking series. It seemed like a good idea at the time. Holy cow, it was beyond terrible. Twitter: https://twi...
Add to EJ Playlist Kiwi this and kiwi that... WHY NOT KUMQUAT THIS AND KUMQUAT THAT?! Injustice, thy name is vegetables. Twitter: https://twitter .com/Sirhorsefa ce.
Add to EJ Playlist Each year, trillions of people die from vegetable consumption. Don't be another statistic. FIGHT BACK AGAINST OUR GREEN OPPRESSOR! Twitter: https://twitter .c...
Add to EJ Playlist Add this bar to the list of reasons to visit Sweden. That and the gorgeous traffic guards. Twitter: https://twitter .com/Sirhorsefa ce.
