Add to EJ Playlist  Mark, Lauren and Todd read YOUR comments and watch YOUR videos! Watch the Pitbull Parody HERE: http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v =jy_t6jOiGZI Watch the Pitbull Behind the Awesome HERE: http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v =RcugQjvY4eU MORE BARELY: Subscribe! http://www.yout ube.com/subscri ption_center?ad d_user=barelypo litical Facebook! http://www.face book.com/thekey ofawesome Mark's stuff: http://youtube. com/markdouglas http://twitter. com/markdouglas 73 Todd's Stuff http://youtube. com/wombatron http://www.twit ter.com/toddwom ack Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.a pple.com/us/alb um/the-key-awes ome-deluxe-edit ion/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyof awesome.spreads hirt.com Follow us on Twitter http://www.twit ter.com/barelyp olitical http://www.twit ter.com/barelyd igital Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113

Add to EJ Playlist  Check out PitBull doing his best Todd impression!! MORE BARELY: Subscribe! http://www.yout ube.com/subscri ption_center?ad d_user=barelypo litical Facebook! http://www.face book.com/thekey ofawesome Mark's stuff: http://youtube. com/markdouglas http://twitter. com/markdouglas 73 Todd's Stuff http://youtube. com/wombatron http://www.twit ter.com/toddwom ack Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.a pple.com/us/alb um/the-key-awes ome-deluxe-edit ion/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyof awesome.spreads hirt.com Follow us on Twitter

Add to EJ Playlist  Pitbull is having a party, but nobody wants to come! ft Ne-Yo, Nayer, Regis, J-Lo, Dave Matthews, Josh Groban, Waldo, Neo, Ron Weasley, Gandalf, and Lassie! See the original video here: http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v =EPo5wWmKEaI Written and Performed by Mark Douglas and Todd Womack Additional vocals by Anastasia Douglas Directed By Tom Small MORE BARELY: Subscribe! http://www.yout ube.com/subscri ption_center?ad d_user=barelypo litical Facebook! http://www.face book.com/thekey ofawesome Mark's stuff: http://youtube. com/markdouglas http://twitter. com/markdouglas 73 Todd's Stuff http://youtube. com/wombatron http://www.twit ter.com/toddwom ack Lauren's Stuff: http://www.yout ube.com/user/iw antmylauren?ble nd=7&ob=5 Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.a pple.com/us/alb um/the-key-awes ome-deluxe-edit ion/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyof awesome.spreads hirt.com Follow us on Twitter http://www.twit ter.com/barelyp olitical http://www.twit ter.com/barelyd igital Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113 DigiTour Dates and Ticket Info! Wed 3/7 • Los Angeles, CA -- El Rey Theater • http://bit.ly/d igi2012la Fri 3/9 • Las Vegas, NV -- Hard Rock Cafe • http://tktwb.tw /digi2012lasveg as Sat 3/10 • Oakland, CA -- New Parish • http://thedigit our.com Sun 3/11 • Tempe, AZ -- Club Red • http://ticketf. ly/digi2012temp e Thu 3/15 • Houston, TX -- House of Blues • http://bit.ly/d igi2012houston Fri 3/16 • Dallas, TX -- Southside Music Hall • http://bit.ly/d igi2012dallas Sun 3/18 • Orlando, FL -- The Plaza Live • http://ticketf. ly/digi2012orla ndo Wed 3/21 • Vienna, VA -- Jammin' Java • http://bit.ly/d igi2012dc Thu 3/22 • Baltimore, MD -- Sonar • http://bit.ly/d igi2012baltimor e Fri 3/23 • New York, NY -- Gramercy Theater • http://bit.ly/d igi2012nyc Sat 3/24 • WestChester,PA - TheNote • http://ticketf. ly/digi2012west _chester Sun 3/25 • Cambridge, MA -- Middle East • http://tktwb.tw /digi2012boston Wed 3/28 • Allentown, PA -- CrocRock • http://ticketf. ly/digi2012alle ntown Thu 3/29 • Cleveland, OH -- House Of Blues • http://bit.ly/d igi2012clevelan d Fri 3/30 • Ann Arbor, MI -- Blind Pig • http://thedigit our.com Sat 3/31 • Chicago, IL -- Reggie's Rock Club • http://thedigit our.com Sun 4/1 • Toronto, ON -- Opera House • http://tktwb.tw /digi2012toront o Wed 4/4 • Lawrence, KS -- Granada Theater • http://thedigit our.co LYRICS: PITBULL Me not working hard?
Yeah right capture that with a polaroid
Just take it and shake it - wait - they no longer make it?
Then try preparation H for your hemorrhoids
Just made a million for that - my checkbook's on steroids
Pitbull, Nayer, Ne-yo, J-Lo, Dave Matthews, Regis, the other Neo, Gandalf, Waldo, Josh Groban, Ron Weasley, Lassie

 NE-YO 
Guess what, we just banged in the elevator That was fun I'll call you later Oh no were trapped, we might be stuck till tomorrow Oh, god I can't breathe NAYER I am whispering Because I can't sing Have you seen Ne-yo No not that Neo He said to meet him here He has my underwear I'm just eye candy NE-YO Call the fire department tell em hey We are trapped and our phones have died This is payback from my wife Try and pull the doors apart Oh c'mon, did you just fart? PITBULL Now lemmie get this right, 
Sent all my people the evite, and they said they was attendin'
 But tonight
It seems like nobody was payin' 
atten-tion 
It's insane to me that my friends can't focus 
Imma need David Blaine and a little hocus pocus 
They need to stop spreadin' A.D.D or get them some Ritalin 
I'll be on the couch just cold-ass chillin
 Wait - did I say June or July baby? 
Now that's going to drive my mind crazy.
 Not even Waldo showed, 
I can never find him anyway though 
Dalek 
Excuse me, Even though I'm here alone I'll practice my moves, tonight 
James Bond, Sherlock Holmes, and "Poke ya in the eye".
Punch the invisible man, stick 'em up, and the dragon fly Check out the 7th grade photo
 Dolly Lassie, you made it! What's that you sayin, girl? Ne-Yo is trapped in the elevator? But he's right over here. Oh, you mean the other Neo. Damn, you an inspirational dog. What kind a breed are you? Ah, just as I suspected: Collie NE-YO You guys I've been stuck in here since five Had to eat this chick to survive I didn't realise this red button opened the doors That's hilarious

Add to EJ Playlist  Mark, Lauren, and Todd read YOUR comments on the Judas Parody! Watch the Lady Gaga Judas Parody HERE! http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v =Hs9GPlQ1ynM Subscribe! http://www.yout ube.com/subscri ption_center?ad d_user=barelypo litical MORE BARELY: Facebook! http://www.face book.com/thekey ofawesome Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.a pple.com/us/alb um/the-key-awes ome-deluxe-edit ion/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyof awesome.spreads hirt.com Mark's Channel: http://youtube. com/markdouglas Todd's Stuff http://youtube. com/wombatron http://www.twit ter.com/toddwom ack Follow us on Twitter http://www.twit ter.com/barelyp olitical http://www.twit ter.com/barelyd igital Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113

Add to EJ Playlist  Things get weird behind the scenes of the Lady Gaga Judas Key of Awesome! (spoiler...Mich ael shaves his beard-- for real) Watch us responding to your comments in the parody HERE! http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v =2gB6k_l5N2w Watch the Judas Parody HERE! http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v =Hs9GPlQ1ynM Subscribe! http://www.yout ube.com/subscri ption_center?ad d_user=barelypo litical MORE BARELY: Facebook! http://www.face book.com/thekey ofawesome Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.a pple.com/us/alb um/the-key-awes ome-deluxe-edit ion/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyof awesome.spreads hirt.com Mark's Channel: http://youtube. com/markdouglas Todd's Stuff http://youtube. com/wombatron http://www.twit ter.com/toddwom ack Follow us on Twitter http://www.twit ter.com/barelyp olitical http://www.twit ter.com/barelyd igital Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113

Add to EJ Playlist  Lady Gaga doesn't want Judas, or Lord Gaga... She wants the Bearded Nun! Key Of Awesome #42! See the original video here http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v =wagn8Wrmzuc MORE BARELY: Subscribe! http://www.yout ube.com/subscri ption_center?ad d_user=barelypo litical Facebook! http://www.face book.com/thekey ofawesome Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.a pple.com/us/alb um/the-key-awes ome-deluxe-edit ion/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyof awesome.spreads hirt.com Mark's Channel: http://youtube. com/markdouglas Todd's Stuff http://youtube. com/wombatron http://www.twit ter.com/toddwom ack Follow us on Twitter http://www.twit ter.com/barelyp olitical http://www.twit ter.com/barelyd igital Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113 DigiTour Dates and Ticket Info! Wed 3/7 • Los Angeles, CA -- El Rey Theater • http://bit.ly/d igi2012la Fri 3/9 • Las Vegas, NV -- Hard Rock Cafe • http://tktwb.tw /digi2012lasveg as Sat 3/10 • Oakland, CA -- New Parish • http://thedigit our.com Sun 3/11 • Tempe, AZ -- Club Red • http://ticketf. ly/digi2012temp e Thu 3/15 • Houston, TX -- House of Blues • http://bit.ly/d igi2012houston Fri 3/16 • Dallas, TX -- Southside Music Hall • http://bit.ly/d igi2012dallas Sun 3/18 • Orlando, FL -- The Plaza Live • http://ticketf. ly/digi2012orla ndo Wed 3/21 • Vienna, VA -- Jammin' Java • http://bit.ly/d igi2012dc Thu 3/22 • Baltimore, MD -- Sonar • http://bit.ly/d igi2012baltimor e Fri 3/23 • New York, NY -- Gramercy Theater • http://bit.ly/d igi2012nyc Sat 3/24 • WestChester,PA - TheNote • http://ticketf. ly/digi2012west _chester Sun 3/25 • Cambridge, MA -- Middle East • http://tktwb.tw /digi2012boston Wed 3/28 • Allentown, PA -- CrocRock • http://ticketf. ly/digi2012alle ntown Thu 3/29 • Cleveland, OH -- House Of Blues • http://bit.ly/d igi2012clevelan d Fri 3/30 • Ann Arbor, MI -- Blind Pig • http://thedigit our.com Sat 3/31 • Chicago, IL -- Reggie's Rock Club • http://thedigit our.com Sun 4/1 • Toronto, ON -- Opera House • http://tktwb.tw /digi2012toront o Wed 4/4 • Lawrence, KS -- Granada Theater • http://thedigit our.co LYRICS You ask where I get my ideas from I used to get them from my gay husband But, predictable is what he has become So now I only listen to the nun HA ha ha ha ha ha Oh that's a good one you are comedian I'm don't know what he is but I think he's the shiz So I'm worshipping the bearded nu-un I know a lot Tranny's, geeks, and Circus freaks But he's easily the weirdest one I'm not sure if it 's a dude cus I've never seen it nude Puts on lipstick with a gun The Father, son , and bearded nun Gaga I'm home I brought food for the gnomes Are you here alone What the Gaga How the hell could you do this to me? Get thee to a bearded nunnery! What are you doing home on a school day? School is closed for Kathy Griffin Day I challenge you to weird off Of five rounds the loser leaves town This is the championship It will decide who is hip He's Lord Gaga's first attempt Ohh that was nice And now the nuns at the plate He slaps a cat in the face And builds a gingerbread house with his mind Here's Lord Gagas retort He's putting on his cheese shorts And then he brings out some mice okay that's weird Looks like the nuns on the ropes He calls in the bearded pope Who gets a razor and shaves off his beard No! I guess that means he won But now his beard is gone And that's where he got his power from Bearded Bearded nun I think we're done Dear Gay Husband Accept my Apologaga

Add to EJ Playlist  The KoA crew answers your questions to the 41st Key of Awesome! Watch the original music video parody HERE! http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v =-AL14KGWTU0 Subscribe! http://www.yout ube.com/subscri ption_center?ad d_user=barelypo litical Facebook! http://www.face book.com/thekey ofawesome Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.a pple.com/us/alb um/the-key-awes ome-deluxe-edit ion/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyof awesome.spreads hirt.com Mark's Channel: http://youtube. com/markdouglas Todd's Stuff http://youtube. com/wombatron http://www.twit ter.com/toddwom ack Follow us on Twitter http://www.twit ter.com/barelyp olitical http://www.twit ter.com/barelyd igital Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113

Add to EJ Playlist  Katy Perry and Kanye West get frisky behind the scenes of the 41st Key of Awesome! Watch us reading your comments to this vid HERE! http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v =F9btXsMEoyk Subscribe! http://www.yout ube.com/subscri ption_center?ad d_user=barelypo litical MORE BARELY: Subscribe! http://www.yout ube.com/subscri ption_center?ad d_user=barelypo litical Facebook! http://www.face book.com/thekey ofawesome Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.a pple.com/us/alb um/the-key-awes ome-deluxe-edit ion/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyof awesome.spreads hirt.com Mark's Channel: http://youtube. com/markdouglas Todd's Stuff http://youtube. com/wombatron http://www.twit ter.com/toddwom ack Follow us on Twitter http://www.twit ter.com/barelyp olitical http://www.twit ter.com/barelyd igital Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113

Add to EJ Playlist  Kanye is forcing Katy to turn her sweet song into a pervy alien space romp! Here's the original music video if you haven't seen it yet! http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v =t5Sd5c4o9UM Check out the Behind the Scenes vid! http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v =eXlJUCHJWdI Subscribe! http://www.yout ube.com/subscri ption_center?ad d_user=barelypo litical Katy Perry vocals by Carolyn Castiglia Katy Perry played by Kelli Mandruk Kanye played by Reginald L Barnes www.ReginaldLBa rnes.com facebook.com/Re ggieOnTheMove Kanye vocals by Mark Douglas Russell Brand played by Todd Womack DigiTour Dates and Ticket Info! Wed 3/7 • Los Angeles, CA -- El Rey Theater • http://bit.ly/d igi2012la Fri 3/9 • Las Vegas, NV -- Hard Rock Cafe • http://tktwb.tw /digi2012lasveg as Sat 3/10 • Oakland, CA -- New Parish • http://thedigit our.com Sun 3/11 • Tempe, AZ -- Club Red • http://ticketf. ly/digi2012temp e Thu 3/15 • Houston, TX -- House of Blues • http://bit.ly/d igi2012houston Fri 3/16 • Dallas, TX -- Southside Music Hall • http://bit.ly/d igi2012dallas Sun 3/18 • Orlando, FL -- The Plaza Live • http://ticketf. ly/digi2012orla ndo Wed 3/21 • Vienna, VA -- Jammin' Java • http://bit.ly/d igi2012dc Thu 3/22 • Baltimore, MD -- Sonar • http://bit.ly/d igi2012baltimor e Fri 3/23 • New York, NY -- Gramercy Theater • http://bit.ly/d igi2012nyc Sat 3/24 • WestChester,PA - TheNote • http://ticketf. ly/digi2012west _chester Sun 3/25 • Cambridge, MA -- Middle East • http://tktwb.tw /digi2012boston Wed 3/28 • Allentown, PA -- CrocRock • http://ticketf. ly/digi2012alle ntown Thu 3/29 • Cleveland, OH -- House Of Blues • http://bit.ly/d igi2012clevelan d Fri 3/30 • Ann Arbor, MI -- Blind Pig • http://thedigit our.com Sat 3/31 • Chicago, IL -- Reggie's Rock Club • http://thedigit our.com Sun 4/1 • Toronto, ON -- Opera House • http://tktwb.tw /digi2012toront o Wed 4/4 • Lawrence, KS -- Granada Theater • http://thedigit our.co LYRICS: KANYE I got on silver pants I'm in a Spaceship I'm not a Sissy, but I'm feelin' kinda Spacek I'm the greatest, unafraidest, I got braces, I'm about to throw uuuuuup cus I ate at Space Pizza Hut Had to move to outer space the only place my head can fit Gonna find a borg chick and go to space bed with it Knocked up a Neptunian created a new race Dated a Plutonian, but only got to 5th base KATY Kanye why are you here? I don't like this version You're not on the album KANYE Katy uh let me be clear uh Every single pop hit Needs a rapper on it KATY This song's about Russell B. It's got nothing to do with Doin' it with blue chicks. RUSSEL BRAND Katy it's okay with me I'm actually quite enjoying this KATY I tried to write a smart song With deep symbolism They've got me made up Like a space slut who dances for Jabba the Hutt CHORUS Sell me s s sell me Bury all my talent With robotic sounds and Auto t t tuning Package me to death And don't forget my chest More, product placemiiient We've got to pay the rent Mix Wall-E with T and A Now, here's more from Kanyeee ay KANYE Come take a ride on my rocket Give you a grand tour of my cockpit Why does it burn every time I go space pee I musta caught a case of E.T.V.D. Them green whores gave me iridescent sores Why did I boldly go where so many had gone before? Too many seventeensomes with romulans Next time I'll have to pack a stack of plasma condioms KATY Pop life is no longer fun I'm flyin' to the sun RUSSEL But who will raise the benjamins I can't afford this mansion MORE BARELY: Facebook! http://www.face book.com/thekey ofawesome Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.a pple.com/us/alb um/the-key-awes ome-deluxe-edit ion/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyof awesome.spreads hirt.com Mark's Channel: http://youtube. com/markdouglas Todd's Stuff http://youtube. com/wombatron http://www.twit ter.com/toddwom ack Follow us on Twitter http://www.twit ter.com/barelyp olitical http://www.twit ter.com/barelyd igital Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113

Add to EJ Playlist  Mark, Lauren & Dr Dre respond to comments on the 40th Key of Awesome! Watch the original music video parody HERE! http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v =HK5cy0fUW4U Subscribe! http://www.yout ube.com/subscri ption_center?ad d_user=barelypo litical See how we made Eminem, Doctor Dre, and Skylar Grey for the I Need a Doctor Parody.... and just messing around on the set :) MORE BARELY: Facebook! http://www.face book.com/thekey ofawesome Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.a pple.com/us/alb um/the-key-awes ome-deluxe-edit ion/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyof awesome.spreads hirt.com Mark's Channel: http://youtube. com/markdouglas Todd's Stuff http://youtube. com/wombatron http://www.twit ter.com/toddwom ack Follow us on Twitter http://www.twit ter.com/barelyp olitical http://www.twit ter.com/barelyd igital Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113

Add to EJ Playlist  Testing the Gaydar and more behind the scenes of the 40th Key of Awesome! Watch us responding to your comments on this vid! http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v =xkZBJgTEpG0 Subscribe! http://www.yout ube.com/subscri ption_center?ad d_user=barelypo litical See how we made Eminem, Doctor Dre, and Skylar Grey for the I Need a Doctor Parody.... and just messing around on the set :) MORE BARELY: Facebook! http://www.face book.com/thekey ofawesome Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.a pple.com/us/alb um/the-key-awes ome-deluxe-edit ion/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyof awesome.spreads hirt.com Mark's Channel: http://youtube. com/markdouglas Todd's Stuff http://youtube. com/wombatron http://www.twit ter.com/toddwom ack Follow us on Twitter http://www.twit ter.com/barelyp olitical http://www.twit ter.com/barelyd igital Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113

Add to EJ Playlist  Eminem has strong feelings for Dr Dre. Very strong! Key of Awesome #40! Watch Behind the Scenes HERE! http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v =r4CO4FlkyNE Subscribe! http://www.yout ube.com/subscri ption_center?ad d_user=barelypo litical LYRICS I'm the ghost of Christmas past Please don't look at my ass All sad Eminem raps must have a Dido Remember Dido Well, I'm the new Dido Dido Now here's a pissed off rap Oh my god it's kinda odd that you got all these wires and tubes Coming outcha body, oops I just saw your balls and pubes Come on Dre please wake up I brought you some Shape ups You used to be the man now you can't even pick a grape up Hey! all I'm saying is you better not be fakin' this I just found a wallet is it yours well I'm takin' it What If I bent back your wrist Or put some red stuff on your lips Look it's Angela Basset What is this a bag of piss? You're in a coma so it makes it less embarrassing For me to own up to the feelings I've been harboring What I'm trying to say Dre is that you complete me If I was a cup a sake you would be Sashimi And if you feel the way I do I just need a sign from you Just a tiny movement of a finger or a toe will do Wait, did you just move your ear Well I'm readin' you loud and clear Lay back I'll do all the work I'm awake you stupid jerk I was not expecting that That was kind of messed up But it explains some stuff He acts homophobic So none one will notice It's all been decoded Me thinks He doth protest too much It literally was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen Your white lips were hovering and puckering You tried to have your way with me while I was barely alive I was trying to give you CPR till the nurse arrived I don't know slim that excuse seems pretty thin Let's just get on with your rehabilitaion Just help me work out cus I'm tryin' to get sexy and buff Do me a favor and inject this needle into my butt There's nothin' weird about that I can do that for you That's just the kind of thing a friend would have another friend do I know that there's nothing wrong with it Shut up and get on with it Before we get old, man My butts getting cold, Slim You're cold? That's probably cause you never stretched out Don't you it's the most important part of a work out You know a rub down might even be necessary Are you any good those Oh most definitely. Why don't you two just make out That's what this is about Join the parade outside I've made Mango Martinis And some Cocktail Weenies Come out of the closet you meanies and show some Rainbow Pride MORE BARELY: Subscribe! http://www.yout ube.com/subscri ption_center?ad d_user=barelypo litical Facebook! http://www.face book.com/thekey ofawesome Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.a pple.com/us/alb um/the-key-awes ome-deluxe-edit ion/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyof awesome.spreads hirt.com Mark's Channel: http://youtube. com/markdouglas Todd's Stuff http://youtube. com/wombatron http://www.twit ter.com/toddwom ack Follow us on Twitter http://www.twit ter.com/barelyp olitical http://www.twit ter.com/barelyd igital Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113

Add to EJ Playlist  Todd/Amber answer comments on the Jennifer Lopez On The Floor parody! Watch the Original Video HERE: http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v =n38WsJz7sgY Subscribe! http://www.yout ube.com/subscri ption_center?ad d_user=barelypo litical Watch the Comments Video HERE: http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v =SbSKhd15FVw Before and After! http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v =xSLBf1yDmCU Watch Lauren's channel here! http://youtube. com/iwantmylaur en -- MORE BARELY: Subscribe! http://www.yout ube.com/subscri ption_center?ad d_user=barelypo litical Facebook! http://www.face book.com/thekey ofawesome Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.a pple.com/us/alb um/the-key-awes ome-deluxe-edit ion/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyof awesome.spreads hirt.com Mark's Channel: http://youtube. com/markdouglas Todd's Stuff http://youtube. com/wombatron http://www.twit ter.com/toddwom ack Follow us on Twitter http://www.twit ter.com/barelyp olitical http://www.twit ter.com/barelyd igital Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113

Add to EJ Playlist  Behind the scenes of the Key of Awesome On The Floor parody!! Watch the Comments Video HERE: http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v =SbSKhd15FVw Subscribe! http://www.yout ube.com/subscri ption_center?ad d_user=barelypo litical Watch the Original Video HERE: http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v =n38WsJz7sgY PRANK WEEK! Check out more pranks and sketches from our friends: http://www.yout ube.com/barelyp olitical http://www.yout ube.com/blameso cietyfilms http://www.yout ube.com/candysl icecomedy http://www.yout ube.com/drcools ex http://www.yout ube.com/nalts http://www.yout ube.com/p0ykpac http://www.yout ube.com/prankvs prank http://www.yout ube.com/vsauce -- MORE BARELY: Subscribe! http://www.yout ube.com/subscri ption_center?ad d_user=barelypo litical Facebook! http://www.face book.com/thekey ofawesome Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.a pple.com/us/alb um/the-key-awes ome-deluxe-edit ion/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyof awesome.spreads hirt.com Mark's Channel: http://youtube. com/markdouglas Todd's Stuff http://youtube. com/wombatron http://www.twit ter.com/toddwom ack Follow us on Twitter http://www.twit ter.com/barelyp olitical http://www.twit ter.com/barelyd igital Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113

Add to EJ Playlist  Pitbull wants on the floor, but first he'll have to get in the door! Watch the Behind the Scenes Video HERE: http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v =GX_0Ys_DCoc Subscribe! http://www.yout ube.com/subscri ption_center?ad d_user=barelypo litical Watch the Comments Video HERE: http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v =SbSKhd15FVw "Like" us on Facebook! It's not too late! http://facebook .com/thekeyofaw esome And here's the link to own this song from iTunes: http://itunes.a pple.com/us/alb um/jennifer-lop ezs-off-the-flo or/id429058493? i=429058495 Written by Mark Douglas and Todd Womack Directed by Tom Small Beats by Frans Mernick LYRICS J-Lo my name ain't on the list, come down and tell em I'm with you. It's a new infestation This is Wow Wow Wubsy Of Bridge and tunnel people Get off the floor dummy lay on your side drunky Let me introduce you to the skanks and douche bags in the soul destroying line at the club I'm confused and I don't really know when I get of the train which exit to use Drives me insane they all look the same which one do I choose My GPS is a big ole mess and ruined my shoes I tripped and fell on my ass and all the children laughed now I got a big bruise What the hell did I do to deserve this abuse damn? Ple ple ple please check the list again I gotta go meet my friend Dolly If you ain't fabulous you will be ignored When dancing be aware of people with sores I think we need a clean up in isle four Point and laugh at the poor They can't get in the door Pits stink when the creeps put their drinks up Leave your dignity and shame at the door Squeeze your size 10 butt into a size four So many tools here its like a hardware store The roofies, the guidos, dancin' like they're spastic The stinky cheap cologne, the sexual harassment Dali. Piss your cash away on twenty-dollar cosmos at the club Pick up your phone J-Lo. It's Pitbull again. Llamame. Trust me when I say you'll never bang the shot girl at the club Not if I don't get inside I won't... Dalai. I've got such a big butt that when I dance it hits the floor Bla ba bla bla I don't feel like singing lyrics anymore Bla ba bla bla This shit is whack son, I'm getting pissed I'm about to give this mothertrucker my fist I ain't askin' for permission son I insist Ahhhh dude you're breakin' my wrist O wow o wow ow that hurts Why you gotta go and get blood on my shirt I ain't never been a fighter, but I am a lover Fine you win I'll pay the cover I finally got inside now its time to the booty slap This is the last call for alcohol, yall The night is over. It's time for me to go and take a nap ¿J-Lo Que paso? I'm outside para tres horas en la linea. Esta muy frio alla. ¿Por que me tratas asi J-Lo? -- MORE BARELY: Subscribe! http://www.yout ube.com/subscri ption_center?ad d_user=barelypo litical Facebook! http://www.face book.com/thekey ofawesome Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.a pple.com/us/alb um/the-key-awes ome-deluxe-edit ion/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyof awesome.spreads hirt.com Mark's Channel: http://youtube. com/markdouglas Todd's Stuff http://youtube. com/wombatron http://www.twit ter.com/toddwom ack Follow us on Twitter http://www.twit ter.com/barelyp olitical http://www.twit ter.com/barelyd igital Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113

Add to EJ Playlist  Comment responses on the Lady Gaga Born This Way parody! Watch the Original Video HERE: http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v =FFvE9D3zMfY Subscribe! http://www.yout ube.com/subscri ption_center?ad d_user=barelypo litical Watch the Behind the Scenes HERE: http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v =C_R_AkObjkI DigiTour Dates: April 27 DC/JamminJava: http://bit.ly/a ue1L Westchester,PA/ TheNote: http://bit.ly/h lFtPd April 29 Baltimore/Sonar : http://bit.ly/g pzzsf May 1 NYC/Gramercy Theater: http://bit.ly/e XZlpf May 2 Portland ME/Port City Music Hall: http://bit.ly/h 0GGIY -- MORE BARELY: Subscribe! http://www.yout ube.com/subscri ption_center?ad d_user=barelypo litical Facebook! http://www.face book.com/thekey ofawesome Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.a pple.com/us/alb um/the-key-awes ome-deluxe-edit ion/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyof awesome.spreads hirt.com Mark's Channel: http://youtube. com/markdouglas Todd's Stuff http://youtube. com/wombatron http://www.twit ter.com/toddwom ack Follow us on Twitter http://www.twit ter.com/barelyp olitical http://www.twit ter.com/barelyd igital Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113

Add to EJ Playlist  Mark, Lauren, Tom, and crew behind the Lady Gaga Bored This Way shoot! Watch the Comments Video HERE! http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v =8UmAFPoiHk8 Subscribe! http://www.yout ube.com/subscri ption_center?ad d_user=barelypo litical Watch the original music video parody HERE! http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v =FFvE9D3zMfY -- MORE BARELY: Subscribe! http://www.yout ube.com/subscri ption_center?ad d_user=barelypo litical Facebook! http://www.face book.com/thekey ofawesome Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.a pple.com/us/alb um/the-key-awes ome-deluxe-edit ion/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyof awesome.spreads hirt.com Mark's Channel: http://youtube. com/markdouglas Todd's Stuff http://youtube. com/wombatron http://www.twit ter.com/toddwom ack Follow us on Twitter http://www.twit ter.com/barelyp olitical http://www.twit ter.com/barelyd igital Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113

Add to EJ Playlist  Gaga is bored of doing all this crazy s**t! See the uncensored version on our Facebook page! http://on.fb.me /faUcjF (make sure to "like" it to get all extra videos) Watch Behind the Scenes HERE! http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v =C_R_AkObjkI Subscribe! http://www.yout ube.com/subscri ption_center?ad d_user=barelypo litical And you can buy this song on iTunes here: http://itunes.a pple.com/us/alb um/lady-gagas-b ored-this-way/i d427299972?ls=1 Written by Mark Douglas with Michael Reisman Directed by Tom Small LYRICS: Intro: This is the manifesto of Mother Brainfart. In Vulvulon , a system of interplanetary planets, there were two races of humanoidians,  The Bitchy Dancers, and The Mucusheads.  On the first day of the festival of the bleeding disco ball, Queen Cornerface decreed, "From this day forth the citizens of Planet Fabulust shall only communicate via Madonna songs.  The Bitchy Dancers protested saying "wait, which Madonna songs?"  The Mucus heads said nothing because they we're mucusheads. Thus began the dance war.  Now watch this unrelated video It doesn't matter if you make due, or make doo doo, (she bumps into people on the floor) excuse me, sorry.   Just turn the music up cus I've got words to say...gravy   Verse: My momma told me when you write a song you don't have to be original Just mash up parts of other melodies like "Express Yourself" and "Waterfalls" Hey hey hey If someone notices and tries to sue. You can claim that it's just an homage. Then make a video with whips and chains it's kooky sci fi gay pride collage Chorus: I'm running out of ideas My dress is made of tortillas I'm on my last leg baby I got nothing to say I'm on a hamster wheel So I'll beg borrow and steal Now I'm grasping at straws What If I bang Santa Clause   Post-Chorus: When you don't know what to say Just display more T&A Check out my butt while I walk away Everyone is super gay Gay gay gay everyday Hey wait, did I mention that I'm down with gays Don't be a rainbow be a flag Don't drink the tea just lick the bag                   Don't be shovel be a hoe Goddamn my voice is really low Verse: I just don't know what to do anymore What if I roll around with goo on the floor This feels disgusting and its really cold, Sometimes its hard to be an attention whore I have to cheer up this skeleton cus I convinced him to rip off his skin It's hard to tell if he's still mad at me becuase when he frowns it looks like a grin  Chorus: Don't go for second best ba... Wait that's the song I ripped off maybe i am second best. Copy Madonna so much I think I'm losing my touch I think I'll just put on mom jeans and a Gap sweater vest The only thing left to do Is to just start boring you I'm going to shop at Kohls for some sensible shoes -- MORE BARELY: Subscribe! http://www.yout ube.com/subscri ption_center?ad d_user=barelypo litical Facebook! http://www.face book.com/thekey ofawesome Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.a pple.com/us/alb um/the-key-awes ome-deluxe-edit ion/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyof awesome.spreads hirt.com Mark's Channel: http://youtube. com/markdouglas Todd's Stuff http://youtube. com/wombatron http://www.twit ter.com/toddwom ack Follow us on Twitter http://www.twit ter.com/barelyp olitical http://www.twit ter.com/barelyd igital Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113

Add to EJ Playlist  Comment response for the Key of Awesome #31 - Katy Perry Firework! Watch the Original Video HERE: http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v =Ui9C5KOmnAc Subscribe! http://www.yout ube.com/subscri ption_center?ad d_user=barelypo litical Watch the Behind the Scenes HERE: http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v =d6gIEQhkTBQ written by Mark Douglas directed by Tom Small sung by Carolyn Castiglia Here's VSauce http://www.yout ube.com/user/vs auce Here's Nalts: http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v =z_IsYxtPsN4 Here's the Lauren Tribute: http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v =AEzmjDDyEDI -- MORE BARELY: Subscribe! http://www.yout ube.com/subscri ption_center?ad d_user=barelypo litical Facebook! http://www.face book.com/thekey ofawesome Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.a pple.com/us/alb um/the-key-awes ome-deluxe-edit ion/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyof awesome.spreads hirt.com Mark's Channel: http://youtube. com/markdouglas Todd's Stuff http://youtube. com/wombatron http://www.twit ter.com/toddwom ack Follow us on Twitter http://www.twit ter.com/barelyp olitical http://www.twit ter.com/barelyd igital Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-220 2 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113

Add to EJ Playlist  Behind the scenes of the Key of Awesome's Katy Perry Firework parody. Watch the Comments Video HERE: http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v =itvKkfYhTtY Subscribe! http://www.yout ube.com/subscri ption_center?ad d_user=barelypo litical Watch the Original Video HERE: http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v =Ui9C5KOmnAc -- MORE BARELY: Subscribe! http://www.yout ube.com/subscri ption_center?ad d_user=barelypo litical Facebook! http://www.face book.com/thekey ofawesome Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.a pple.com/us/alb um/the-key-awes ome-deluxe-edit ion/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyof awesome.spreads hirt.com Mark's Channel: http://youtube. com/markdouglas Todd's Stuff http://youtube. com/wombatron http://www.twit ter.com/toddwom ack Follow us on Twitter http://www.twit ter.com/barelyp olitical http://www.twit ter.com/barelyd igital Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-220 2 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113

Add to EJ Playlist  Katy Perry Firework Parody: This was a HARD video to make :) Watch the Behind the Scenes HERE: http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v =d6gIEQhkTBQ Subscribe! http://www.yout ube.com/subscri ption_center?ad d_user=barelypo litical Watch the Comments Video HERE: http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v =itvKkfYhTtY Watch the Original HERE: http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v =QGJuMBdaqIw And our Katy Perry California Gurls parody here: http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v =c_stcgW8E4o written by Mark Douglas directed by Tom Small LYRICS Have you ever had an uninvited guest Why did you wear sweatpants The day she wore that dress You put a book on it Your woody wouldn't quit Think of disgusting things and don't encourage it And then it starts to ache zippers about to break Your using every trick to try to tame your trouser snake Listen and listen good Don' t cover up your wood A woody never should Ever have to be Caged or blocked Unlock your jock Just let it pop Like a jack in the box Show em that your willy works A stiffy shouldn't have to hurt Make em scream oh my god As you shock em with your lightning rod Baby let your mojo rise It doesn't matter what the size You don't have to feel ashamed Like Miley it just can't be tamed Boing boing boing Even bigger than Boeing Boeing Boeing Sometimes it can be annoying noying noying But now your confidence is gro- ow-ing Put your package on display Even if they scream and run away Your the jockey of your one eyed horse I'm talking bout your dong of course Someday when youíre old and bored You'll wish that you had shown it more It's the reason that the world was born Every girl believes in unicorns Doing ding dong Someday random chubbys will be gone Doing ding dong Can't believe I wrote a whole schlong song -- MORE BARELY: Subscribe! http://www.yout ube.com/subscri ption_center?ad d_user=barelypo litical Facebook! http://www.face book.com/thekey ofawesome Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.a pple.com/us/alb um/the-key-awes ome-deluxe-edit ion/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyof awesome.spreads hirt.com Mark's Channel: http://youtube. com/markdouglas Todd's Stuff http://youtube. com/wombatron http://www.twit ter.com/toddwom ack Follow us on Twitter http://www.twit ter.com/barelyp olitical http://www.twit ter.com/barelyd igital Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-220 2 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113

Add to EJ Playlist  Andrea & Mark respond to comments from the Kesha We R Who We R parody. Here's the Halloween Whore song on Mark's Channel: http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v =0YgFqX4sCCE Watch the Original Video HERE: http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v =HFepIN0bQAM Subscribe! http://www.yout ube.com/subscri ption_center?ad d_user=barelypo litical Watch the Behind the Scenes HERE: http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v =_aItwPWP94k MORE BARELY: TShirts! http://thekeyof awesome.spreads hirt.com Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.a pple.com/us/alb um/the-key-awes ome-deluxe-edit ion/id374349910 Subscribe! http://www.yout ube.com/subscri ption_center?ad d_user=barelypo litical Facebook! http://www.face book.com/thekey ofawesome Follow us on Twitter http://www.twit ter.com/barelyp olitical http://www.twit ter.com/barelyd igital Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-220 2

Add to EJ Playlist  Behind the scenes of the 30th Key of Awesome - Ke$ha We R Who We R parody! Watch the Comments Video HERE: http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v =BD_i8wEPbHQ Subscribe! http://www.yout ube.com/subscri ption_center?ad d_user=barelypo litical Watch the Original Video HERE: http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v =HFepIN0bQAM -- MORE BARELY: Subscribe! http://www.yout ube.com/subscri ption_center?ad d_user=barelypo litical Facebook! http://www.face book.com/thekey ofawesome Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.a pple.com/us/alb um/the-key-awes ome-deluxe-edit ion/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyof awesome.spreads hirt.com Mark's Channel: http://youtube. com/markdouglas Todd's Stuff http://youtube. com/wombatron http://www.twit ter.com/toddwom ack Follow us on Twitter http://www.twit ter.com/barelyp olitical http://www.twit ter.com/barelyd igital Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-220 2 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113

Add to EJ Playlist  Kesha is trying 2 hRd. Watch Behind the Scenes HERE! http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v =_aItwPWP94k Subscribe! http://www.yout ube.com/subscri ption_center?ad d_user=barelypo litical Mark and Andrea responding to your comments from this vid! http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v =BD_i8wEPbHQ Check out LaDiDa: http://bit.ly/g et_ladida It's an app that helps bad singers make music: http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v =kiBVTzQdsUE Works on dogs too: http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v =Mk4bmK-acEM Written by Mark Douglas Directed by Tom Small Music production by Jake Chudnow LYRICS: I'm ridiculous My 15 minutes is almost up I pulled this song out of my butt  Hit clubs like Jack Nicklaus Pretendin' I'm bi curious Cus I think its hilurious This towns a zit lets squeeze the puss don't look at us like we're disgust...ing I'm like Gaga with less grace Can't read my tik tok bla bla face Wake up in tubs but never bathe I just use Febrese THAT'S GROSS CHORUS I'm barfing up a lung lung l-l-l-lung I'm making out with bums bums b-b-b-bums I'm partying with nuns nuns n-n-n-nuns   I'm peein' in your yard I'm trying too hard DAD Ke$ha talk to us There's something that we must discuss It's about your lack of cleanliness When you walk you leave cloud of dust   MOM Please girl, take a bath and use some soap Now here's a toothbrush and some scope   KE$HA You don't understand what I'm about   MOM Did something die inside your mouth?   KE$HA I sing like a drunk buffoon Then its fixed with autotune Check out my new Ke$ha perfume It smells like sex and shoes   MOM and DAD That's gross   KE$HA Hey, let go of my arm arm a-a-a-arm Hey, that's my chicken parm p-p-p-parm   DAD She's like a St. Bernard nard nard n-n-n-nard   MOM She's got a beetle her ear   KE$HA Don't kill my career. Guys...I'm melting. -- MORE BARELY: Subscribe! http://www.yout ube.com/subscri ption_center?ad d_user=barelypo litical Facebook! http://www.face book.com/thekey ofawesome Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.a pple.com/us/alb um/the-key-awes ome-deluxe-edit ion/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyof awesome.spreads hirt.com Mark's Channel: http://youtube. com/markdouglas Todd's Stuff http://youtube. com/wombatron http://www.twit ter.com/toddwom ack Follow us on Twitter http://www.twit ter.com/barelyp olitical http://www.twit ter.com/barelyd igital Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-220 2 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113

Add to EJ Playlist  Mark answers comments for the 27th video in the Key of Awesome series. Watch the Original Video HERE: http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v =6dNryy5elc8 Subscribe! http://www.yout ube.com/subscri ption_center?ad d_user=barelypo litical Behind the Comments Video HERE: http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v =JxEQcMhxa4s -- MORE BARELY: Subscribe! http://www.yout ube.com/subscri ption_center?ad d_user=barelypo litical Facebook! http://www.face book.com/thekey ofawesome Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.a pple.com/us/alb um/the-key-awes ome-deluxe-edit ion/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyof awesome.spreads hirt.com Mark's Channel: http://youtube. com/markdouglas Todd's Stuff http://youtube. com/wombatron http://www.twit ter.com/toddwom ack Follow us on Twitter http://www.twit ter.com/barelyp olitical http://www.twit ter.com/barelyd igital Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-220 2 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113

Add to EJ Playlist  Behind the scenes of "I Love The Way You Like" Key of Awesome #27! Behind the Comments Video HERE: http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v =JxEQcMhxa4s Subscribe! http://www.yout ube.com/subscri ption_center?ad d_user=barelypo litical Watch the Original Video HERE: http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v =6dNryy5elc8 Get LaDiDa: http://bit.ly/g et_ladida LaDiDa on YouTube: http://www.yout ube.com/ladidak hush Download the song from itunes! http://itunes.a pple.com/us/alb um/i-love-the-w ay-you-like/id3 89103596 -- MORE BARELY: Subscribe! http://www.yout ube.com/subscri ption_center?ad d_user=barelypo litical Facebook! http://www.face book.com/thekey ofawesome Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.a pple.com/us/alb um/the-key-awes ome-deluxe-edit ion/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyof awesome.spreads hirt.com Mark's Channel: http://youtube. com/markdouglas Todd's Stuff http://youtube. com/wombatron http://www.twit ter.com/toddwom ack Follow us on Twitter http://www.twit ter.com/barelyp olitical http://www.twit ter.com/barelyd igital Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-220 2 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113

Add to EJ Playlist  Eminem Rihanna PARODY Love the way you lie: Key of Awesome #27! Watch the Behind the Scenes HERE: http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v =Gm7KSP8FdEY Subscribe! http://www.yout ube.com/subscri ption_center?ad d_user=barelypo litical Behind the Comments Video HERE: http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v =JxEQcMhxa4s Lyrics and vocals by Mark Douglas Rihanna vocals by Anastasia Douglas Directed by Tom Small Rihanna played by Bobbi Jo Kitchen LYRICS Just gonna ride past you on my bike That's allright because I'm not sure who I like  Why did you give me an Indian burn I told the Principal because it really hurt You're such a stupid jerk  I can't tell her that I like her I can only shoot her with a spitball She should know it means the same thing after all  I threw glue at her just to get a reaction She was a distraction from addition and fractions  Drew a you a picture of her cus I thought she was neat We've always been close 'cause we have assigned seats  I'll never forget when I passed her that note She checked the box yes and that's all that she wrote  From then it was great and we had a play date We played House and she made me a fake play dough steak  The next day I saw something that I'll  never forget She was playing and laying with Kyle in the ball pit  I started to cry and lay down on the floor I said you're a fartface I don't like you no more  I want you out of my heart but you're stuck like a splinter Goodbye, my mom's calling me for dinner  You said mean things and you ran away That's okay it must've been opposite day  You stole my heart and you stole my bike That's allright because I love the way you like I love the way you like    Now, I apologize for wiping boogers on your jacket and backpack I wish that I didn't I wish that I could back track  To the day before they made me sit in the corner This feels like a third grade restraining order  I knew that I loved you at first but I fought it My heart was a kickball then you suddenly caught it  I'm sorry but there's something I must confess It was me who ripped off your Nintendo DS  I felt bad and returned it while you were busy nappin' We're together again it's just like it never happened  I dressed up like Weasly and you were Hermoine You said you had spells that could make me less whiny  You colored inside of the lines of my heart Cause you opened me up and then you cut a fart in my heart I'm so bored with this game that we're playin I guess that's why they call em bored games  Well I am rubber and you are glue Words bounce off of me and then stick on to you Did you just call me a doo doo pie That's all right. I know you are, but what am I? I know you are, but what am I? -- MORE BARELY: Subscribe! http://www.yout ube.com/subscri ption_center?ad d_user=barelypo litical Facebook! http://www.face book.com/thekey ofawesome Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.a pple.com/us/alb um/the-key-awes ome-deluxe-edit ion/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyof awesome.spreads hirt.com Mark's Channel: http://youtube. com/markdouglas Todd's Stuff http://youtube. com/wombatron http://www.twit ter.com/toddwom ack Follow us on Twitter http://www.twit ter.com/barelyp olitical http://www.twit ter.com/barelyd igital Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-220 2 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113

Add to EJ Playlist  Eminem: Not Afraid to get really pissed! Watch the Comments Video HERE: http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v =8BU9ulomBdM Subscribe! http://www.yout ube.com/subscri ption_center?ad d_user=barelypo litical -- Written and Performed by Mark Douglas Directed by Tom Small LYRICS I'm not afraid to piss and moan About my feelings and how I've grown I've got no sense of humor about myself But I take shots at everyone else I'm like a kid and god forbid People call be out on stupid things that I did  Damn. It's really bright up here. I guess I shoulda brought some sunglasses. If I knew we were shooting a video outside Now some of you might be on your roof talking to your self too. But your not famous rappers, so no one cares.  Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going downstairs. You can try to throw away my lyric sheets before I can read em Ha! too bad I  got em memorized I don't even need em  Yeah I still got homophobic rhymes but you can't get upset Cus that fag Elton John and I once did a duet  To my fans, I apologize for ruining your life I'll get back to writing songs about murdering my wife  He spits his lines in perfect time without any rehearsin' Sometimes he rhymes about himself in the third person  His rapping is  hilarious or completely serious And if you make fun of him then he will get frikkin furious  Cus he can dish it out but he just can't take it Like a baker who hates cake, but always bakes it  Who's this dude looking at me? He looks just like me He's clocking me mocking me, I think he wants to fight me  Ow, I tried to hit the man but he broke my hand and then he ran Musta been a crazed fan. Oh, damn, there he is again (alternate line) Oh no maybe it was Stan? I'm not afraid to throw a chair its from IKEA so I don't care I'm bumping into people on the street I'm wearing Shape Ups on my feet   I'm just like you. I've been there too. I'm rich and famous so I take that back it's not true  It was my decision to do drugs, I did it for fun but now I'm done Now I'll go back to making puns about Kim Karshiun and her two tons buns of fun so gargantuan that they block out the sun  I'm the worlds greatest rapper, a fact that's undisputed But for some reason I act like I am persecuted  If you think I'm a turkey well then you can just stuff it I'm the only MC to have a beef with a puppet  I could rap about, Afghanistan, Iraq or BP But I'd rather make fun of some minor celebrities    Here's a list of people that I'd like to impeach Patricia Headon, Will Weaton, Ruben Studdard, and Screech  But I won't diss Kanye or Lil Wayne that ain't fun They're both really nice, they ain't hurt no one  But, screw Michael J. Fox, cus he shakes when he walks Aren't you glad that I'm back  to get this message across  I'm not afraid to get really pissed At all my critics that hardly exist  I'm such whiny baby I'll keep complaining I'm rich as hell my records sell  I'm such an ass, but I get a pass People love me cus I can rhyme words really fast  (alternate ending) And now I'm jumping from the top floor, it's a metaphor, but I'm not sure what for  I got super powers just like Jesus You can say my name when somebody sneezes  Can someone yell cut I want to go back up Oh man, what the fuuuuuuu  -- MORE BARELY: Subscribe! http://www.yout ube.com/subscri ption_center?ad d_user=barelypo litical Facebook! http://www.face book.com/thekey ofawesome Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.a pple.com/us/alb um/the-key-awes ome-deluxe-edit ion/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyof awesome.spreads hirt.com Mark's Channel: http://youtube. com/markdouglas Todd's Stuff http://youtube. com/wombatron http://www.twit ter.com/toddwom ack Follow us on Twitter http://www.twit ter.com/barelyp olitical http://www.twit ter.com/barelyd igital Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-220 2 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113

Add to EJ Playlist  Check out this awesome video our fans made! Here's their crew that made it: Director, Producer & Editor: Calvin Louie Kesha: Nancy Nguyen Mom: Leyna Vo Dad: Cassandra Nguyen Dr. Drew: Matthew Truong Brother: MIchael Nguyen Check them out at YouTube.com/Sup ratime And subscribe to Barely Political for more Key of Awesome every week!

Add to EJ Playlist  Nervous Guy: with AHMIR! This is gonna be awkward. Key of Awesome #23! Watch Behind the Scenes HERE! http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v =Rri3hprHPQs Subscribe! http://www.yout ube.com/subscri ption_center?ad d_user=barelypo litical Written by Mark Douglas Performed by AHMIR with Mark Douglas Directed by Tom Small AHMIR's YouTube Channel: http://www.yout ube.com/ahmirTV Music produced by Big Dawg http://www.mysp ace.com/dawgyst yleproductions LYRICS Hey there girl it's been long time since I've done this...sex I mean. You see I'm just getting over a really painful divorce so you might want to lower your expectations just a tad.  I want to go ahead and apologize in advance for what is probably going to be an underwhelming experience for you.  F.Y.I. lately I haven't been able to have an orgasm without crying.  It's something I've been working on with my shrink.  Am I talking to much?  This is gonna be awkward.   AHMIR You're thinking that he's gonna love you and it will be hot You're wondering will he love you all night (probably not) He's always been dumbfounded by female anatomy Be his Watson girl and help him solve this mystery Now he's nauseous from the pressure plus he's really drunk His prophylactic is suffocating his poor junk He's self conscious bout my man boobs and my hairy chest He took off his shirt but he's still got a furry vest   MARK It's not uncommon for me to have performance anxiety   AHMIR It's very common in old guys.   MARK It's not helping that a bunch of dudes are singing right behind me.   AHMIR And now you're freakin' cus your thinkin' what the hell have I gotten my self into As you look in his eyes you will soon realize that you won't be coming too Cus he's just a Nervous guy  He always gives you T.M.I. And never ever shuts his yap Can't you tell she doesn't give a crap? Yes he's just a nervous dude Always finds a way to kill the mood   MARK You remind me of sister from the one time that I kissed her but it was just a peck.   AHMIR EWWWWWW   MARK  No no no it wasn't anything weird it was just like a happy birthday (smooch)   LAUREN I think you should leave   MARK Allright then girl. Hey, I told you it was gonna be weird.   You can't say I didn't warn you.  C'mon fellas lets go.   LAUREN No they can stay.   MARK   Damn girl that's messed up...but I understand. After all, they are AHMIR, the most popular R&B group on YouTube.   AHMIR It's too bad you're a nervous guy It's time for you to say goodbye Bye bye bye bye bye Really missed your chance Coulda got into her pants But no, no.... -- MORE BARELY: Subscribe! http://www.yout ube.com/subscri ption_center?ad d_user=barelypo litical Facebook! http://www.face book.com/thekey ofawesome Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.a pple.com/us/alb um/the-key-awes ome-deluxe-edit ion/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyof awesome.spreads hirt.com Mark's Channel: http://youtube. com/markdouglas Todd's Stuff http://youtube. com/wombatron http://www.twit ter.com/toddwom ack Follow us on Twitter http://www.twit ter.com/barelyp olitical http://www.twit ter.com/barelyd igital Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-220 2 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113