John Branyan - The Three Little Pigs
By: timhawkinscomedy | Minutes: 8:24 | Views: 1,639,976
Uploaded: November 29th, 2011 (3 years, 8 months ago)
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Ever wondered what "The Three Little  Pigs" would sound like if it had been  written with a more classic, robust  command of the English language? John  shows you in this very funny stand-up  bit.

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Andrew Fussell:
Bestie Video: Ahahahahahahhahahahah im going to show this to my friend next time shes bored to see her reaction 😜
Wayne Owens:
Wayne Owens: This is hilarious. You have got to check this out. 
Tess Hinkle: You so would have a job at the Minnesota Renaissance Festival!! They are looking for acts like this, it's awesome! Please call them! 952-445-7361
Tess Hinkle: That is crazy good! I'd have to rehearse that 80 million times and I still don't think I'd get it right!
Kat M: I would buy this children's book
rar3kainrandomness: lolz this wuz coolz ;P
Elsa of Arendelle Frozen*: I love this!! We watched in Language before reading Romeo and Juliet! It's hilarious!
Christel Ling: LOL
Holland Kinney: The link is down! Can someone show or send me a link on where I can find the illustrated book? I want to surprise my husband for his first fathers day.
Peter Bannon: Excellent!
Leader1623: "Say what?"
Ed Sager:
Michael Friedl: Is it just me or is this guy a free mason? I could be wrong but to me it looks like he's going through the hand signals... :-/
Sara MacMillan: "Well! This knots my knickers!" XD
Christina Hayes: Totally Lol-ing
Sarah Ritter: didn't understand half the words. LOL Story starts at 1:07
jsilence418: Excellent .175 people wonder if it comes on DVD .
Johannea72: Very funny, but how is this Christian comedy?
Twisted Code: "with nary a strategy for eschewing the canine devourer looming in *deadly* proximity." According to Google, "eschewing" means "deliberately avoid using; abstain from." Example: "he appealed to the crowd to eschew violence" That said, I absolutely loved this, and for all we know, that verb could have had a different meaning in Shakespeare's time
MaKayla Pope: nay not by wit nor whiskered jowel!!! what the HECK is a jowel?
Erik Boesen: THIS.
Robin S: brilliant!


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