John Branyan - The Three Little Pigs
By: timhawkinscomedy | Minutes: 08:24 | Views: 1,527,901
Uploaded: November 29th, 2011 (3 years, 2 months ago)
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Ever wondered what "The Three Little  Pigs" would sound like if it had been  written with a more classic, robust  command of the English language? John  shows you in this very funny stand-up  bit.

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Jason Persampieri: Pitch-perfect comedy. Downright Izzardian. John Branyan - The Three Little Pigs
Andrew Abraham: Gooood Morning people. Had to share a video even my own mother laughed at pretty hard at not to mention my sister who had a good chuckle.
Phandeluys A: Dedicated to everyone who has full command of the English language, or think they do.
Create4HisGlory: Hahahahahahaha hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
TheGoldenMusic1099: That was amazing XD. I couldn't remember the first 3 lines let alone the whole story XD.
Jason Burton: Very funny and educational!
Matt Warren: *The mighty maelstrom of the wolf’s exhale…splattered second swine’s shack and shortened his sanctimonious scolding simultaneously.* I'd forgotten how intense The Three Little Pigs was.
Ellis Glaeser: Hilarious.
David Bosse: This is a cool performance by John B.
Iris Lin: i love Shakespeare! 
dialla bescht: Dedicated to everyone who has full command of the English language, or think they do.
derekw148: saw john and tim Hawkins in edmonton on oct/25/14. two of the funniest in Christian Comedy.
Robert Smith: The moral of the story is, make sure your house is American made
Hilary Hatch: Though I've probably posted this previously, it continues to amuse. It is not particularly Shakespearean, but it does use a substantially wider vocabulary than average.
Anna Ferrara: This reminds me of being at the Renaissance Festival in MD. :)
DeeFaun: Terrific, thank you. I'm still laughing !
Christopher Shawn Shaw: Check out this video on YouTube:
Karlee Brouwer: I love this!
Garrett Thomas: Soooo...Does anybody have a working vocabulary of 54K words in a single language!?
Abelhawk: broken link to the book
Amy Herrmann: I've obviously read too much Shakespeare. Too damn funny. :-)
IceQueenx128: This is so fantastic
Barrel Rider: What lied through yonder window wha? *Sniff * Does this come on a DVD? Oh this was great :P
Cameron Prestith: I did this for a Talent Show at school.....and nobody understood it but the English teachers. I still won the grand prize.


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