John Branyan - The Three Little Pigs
By: timhawkinscomedy | Minutes: 08:24 | Views: 1,421,996
Uploaded: November 29th, 2011 (2 years, 7 months ago)
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Ever wondered what "The Three Little  Pigs" would sound like if it had been  written with a more classic, robust  command of the English language? John  shows you in this very funny stand-up  bit.

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Steven Feil: Three Little Pigs - Shakespeare Style With a twist
Alex Ballesteros: Oh man i could not stop laughing. Thanks +Louise Gerdes for sharing! 
Hussain Khalil: Humorous.
Mark doubleu: A remake of an old classic. Common Core - *eat yer heart out*
Steven Stromberg: XD
SupernaturalHunter28: My dad told me to go and look this up. HAHAHAHA! What a hoot!
Marc Thompson: This is GREAT!
Jeremy Hodges: Guy on facebook posted this. It is worthy.
David Strube: John Branyan - The Three Little Pigs
Christal La Fountain:
Angela Ackerman: The telling of The Three Little Pigs like you've never heard it. John Branyan - The Three Little Pigs
Todd Larsen: This segment is probably the funniest part of the Tim Hawkins concert we recently attended. (John Branyan was a guest performer at the concert.) We bought two copies of "A Triune Tale of Diminutive Swine" to support John, and you can get your own copy of this entertainingly-illustrated paperback here: http://brushfire.e-vent.info/products/Ro ckshowProducts/Default.aspx?m=4926
Matt Meng:
Jeannine Tuttobene: HOLEY COW!!!!!! This video is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Go pig number three!!!!!!! :D
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Jonathan Barrows:
Cora Reed: Eight minutes of awesomeness. Thanks to +gomez addams for sharing this fine find.
Jennifer Stahl: This is good for advanced language learners. This comedian explains why many native speakers find it difficult to understand classic literature such as Shakespeare, and then demonstrates by reciting "The Three Little Pigs" as it would have been written by Shakespeare. ;)
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Dawn Ellen Miller: John Branyan - The Three Little Pigs
Jeremy Seifert: Guy on facebook posted this. It is worthy.
Mari Harmon: Shakespeare had a working vocabulary of 54,000 words :o
William Byron: A lark! "The Diminutive Swine Three." 
Mark Prasek: Very clever. Good ending. 

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