John Branyan - The Three Little Pigs
By: timhawkinscomedy | Minutes: 08:24 | Views: 1,484,866
Uploaded: November 29th, 2011 (2 years, 11 months ago)
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Ever wondered what "The Three Little  Pigs" would sound like if it had been  written with a more classic, robust  command of the English language? John  shows you in this very funny stand-up  bit.

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Brent Zimmerman: This is hilarious! I think I'm a lot like the third pig :-) lol
Christopher Shawn Shaw: Check out this video on YouTube:
Hilary Hatch: Though I've probably posted this previously, it continues to amuse. It is not particularly Shakespearean, but it does use a substantially wider vocabulary than average.
IceQueenx128: This is so fantastic
derekw148: saw john and tim Hawkins in edmonton on oct/25/14. two of the funniest in Christian Comedy.
Anna Ferrara: This reminds me of being at the Renaissance Festival in MD. :)
Jack Fico: This is great.
Sam Lenze:
Saved By Christ: Lololololoolo 
Amy Herrmann: I've obviously read too much Shakespeare. Too damn funny. :-)
Cameron Prestith: I did this for a Talent Show at school.....and nobody understood it but the English teachers. I still won the grand prize.
Cdub2k: I feel a little bit more stupider than normal right now but yet proud to be at the same time. 
Ike Himself: Soooo...Does anybody have a working vocabulary of 54K words in a single language!?
eLemonnader: Thy holy hand-grenade !
SupernaturalHunter28: My dad told me to go and look this up. HAHAHAHA! What a hoot!
Mark doubleu: A remake of an old classic. Common Core - *eat yer heart out*
Liam Silva: Does it make me a nerd if I understood him perfectly?
Hussain Khalil: Humorous.
Raquel Hernandez: Wow really funny
Andrew Woods: its American made
Kindle /E.J.: What lied through yonder window wha? *Sniff * Does this come on a DVD? Oh this was great :P
Isaac Duncan: my language arts teacher went to school with this guy
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Julia Harris: Best version ever!
Virginia Davies: I can't believe that House and Storm thought that the audience would not understand the narrative (much less, that it would take thesaurus searches to write it. Abet, the language is not that colloquially used, but anyone used to reading anything in Old English can quickly pick up the cadence. In the SCA, (as well as Ren. Faires) there are those who practice speaking in that manner regularly. I may decide to start doing that more myself.

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