John Branyan - The Three Little Pigs
By: timhawkinscomedy | Minutes: 08:24 | Views: 1,594,810
Uploaded: November 29th, 2011 (3 years, 4 months ago)
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Ever wondered what "The Three Little  Pigs" would sound like if it had been  written with a more classic, robust  command of the English language? John  shows you in this very funny stand-up  bit.

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Hannah Abi Lopez: Three Little Pigs XD
Jeremy zitting: I could not stop laughing, Repost if you did the same.
Anne Kayd: #LaughoftheDayAward
CK Wylde: *For The Love Of Shakespeare* I utterly and completely adore this language lark. Stand up comedian #johnbrayan discusses our vocabulary in it's modern limited form and visits what it would be like if we still spoke Shakespearean English. It made me wonder if there is a society of modern Shakesperean English speakers anywhere? If not, there should be. #shakespeare #lol #funny #humor #comedy #vocabulary 
Chris Droste: Rofl, brilliant! John Branyan - The Three Little Pigs: http://youtu.be/OxoUUbMii7Q
Susannah Fullerton: *Monday Literary Funny* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxoUUbMi i7Q
Amanda Lyons: As pig three puffed out his chest and tapped it with a hoof, he replied: "It's American made." I almost died laughing.
Mary “Irish” Y: John Branyan- Three little Pigs Old English style. This is amazing and super funny
Phandeluys A: Dedicated to everyone who has full command of the English language, or think they do.
Matt Warren: *The mighty maelstrom of the wolf’s exhale…splattered second swine’s shack and shortened his sanctimonious scolding simultaneously.* I'd forgotten how intense The Three Little Pigs was.
Kitty Starr: *For The Love Of Shakespeare* I utterly and completely adore this language lark. Stand up comedian #johnbrayan discusses our vocabulary in it's modern limited form and visits what it would be like if we still spoke Shakespearean English. It made me wonder if there is a society of modern Shakesperean English speakers anywhere? If not, there should be. #shakespeare #lol #funny #humor #comedy #vocabulary 
Andrew Abraham: Gooood Morning people. Had to share a video even my own mother laughed at pretty hard at not to mention my sister who had a good chuckle.
Twisted Code: "with nary a strategy for eschewing the canine devourer looming in *deadly* proximity." According to Google, "eschewing" means "deliberately avoid using; abstain from." Example: "he appealed to the crowd to eschew violence" That said, I absolutely loved this, and for all we know, that verb could have had a different meaning in Shakespeare's time
BlueHeartXXX: This threw me for a few listenings- "..and carried aloft piglet and shattered quarters both..." could mean 1.The piglet and it's shattered home were both carried aloft, or 2. The piglet was carried aloft and it's hind legs were both shattered. 
Brent Zimmerman: This is hilarious! I think I'm a lot like the third pig :-) lol
Eugene Kramer: Dedicated to everyone who has full command of the English language, or think they do.
Jason Persampieri: Pitch-perfect comedy. Downright Izzardian. John Branyan - The Three Little Pigs
Johannea72: Very funny, but how is this Christian comedy?
Ellis Glaeser: Hilarious.
HouseMDaddict: I wonder how many people in the audience laughing actually know what he's saying ...
jsilence418: Excellent .175 people wonder if it comes on DVD .
Liam Silva: Does it make me a nerd if I understood him perfectly?
dialla bescht: Dedicated to everyone who has full command of the English language, or think they do.
Jason Burton: Very funny and educational!
La Dondra Garriette: This is hilarious!!!! 

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