John Branyan - The Three Little Pigs
By: timhawkinscomedy | Minutes: 08:24 | Views: 1,437,673
Uploaded: November 29th, 2011 (2 years, 9 months ago)
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Ever wondered what "The Three Little  Pigs" would sound like if it had been  written with a more classic, robust  command of the English language? John  shows you in this very funny stand-up  bit.

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Saved By Christ: Lololololoolo 
Liam Silva: Does it make me a nerd if I understood him perfectly?
Ike Himself: Soooo...Does anybody have a working vocabulary of 54K words in a single language!?
eLemonnader: Thy holy hand-grenade !
Bryce Daw: I was there yay
Sam Lenze:
Thomas Stonebraker: so hilarious. lololololololololol.
Raquel Hernandez: Wow really funny
Kindle /E.J.: What lied through yonder window wha? *Sniff * Does this come on a DVD? Oh this was great :P
Andrew Woods: its American made
Isaac Duncan: my language arts teacher went to school with this guy
Ed Sager:
Julia Harris: Best version ever!
SupernaturalHunter28: My dad told me to go and look this up. HAHAHAHA! What a hoot!
Virginia Davies: I can't believe that House and Storm thought that the audience would not understand the narrative (much less, that it would take thesaurus searches to write it. Abet, the language is not that colloquially used, but anyone used to reading anything in Old English can quickly pick up the cadence. In the SCA, (as well as Ren. Faires) there are those who practice speaking in that manner regularly. I may decide to start doing that more myself.
Daniel Mack: almost make me want to read Shakespeare
john tabler: its American made! right on!
Nicholas Royer: That is absolutely awesome!
Mark doubleu: A remake of an old classic. Common Core - *eat yer heart out*
Justin Bacon: Shakespeare vs The American vocabulary :: *Ever wondered what "The Three Little Pigs" would sound like if it had been written with a more classic, robust command of the English language?*
Channa Eckert: What??????
bluerosegg: Brilliant!!!
HouseMDaddict: I wonder how many people in the audience laughing actually know what he's saying ...
Hussain Khalil: Humorous.
Diane Ramsay: Love it!


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